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Joke of the Week

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect! Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've already changed my will three times."



Submitted by Dave Bryant

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Denison Lions Club Hotline: (903) 903-465-8103 (Lv msg on answering machine). Denison residents only - Eyeglass applications Wednesdays, 1:15 pm - 2:00 PM @ Lions Club Toy Shop, 1030 W. Crawford.